Senin, 05 Mei 2008

Lola-fying The German Film Industry

Once upon a time winning a prestigious film prize meant instant box office increase. Film buyers would anticipate the awards and make sure the films were in the theaters when news of the happy winners was announced. For some reason, the impact of the awards has changed. Or, perhaps, the films have changed. Or even better: film buyers have changed as many are empty executives who could just as easily be discussing pork bellies (but that is another story).

Last week, the Lolas were handed out: the German Film Awards. In an attempt to mirror the grand American award shows of past, the producers offered a mix of song-and-dance, erotic MCs, cute starlets introducing even cuter newcomers, homages to grand seigneurs of the industry and quirky film clips. In pure German bureaucratic olympic style, not one but three films are awarded best film: in gold, silver and bronze. Everyone on the red carpet - even Hannelore Elsner in some heinous pink carpet thing - was having a great time.

Except for...indeed, one person that evening was not a happy camper: Til Schweiger. Given, I am not a giant fan of Til's (even if he does look hot in Schiesser underwear ads). But you must give credit where credit is due and his Keinohrhasen basically saved the German domestic film industry - in fact, it saved the entire theatrical industry - this year. Currently clocking in over 6,000,000 admissions (read: "major blockbuster"), what else does Til need to do to be noticed? Imagine his chagrin when he found out that someone somewhere in distribution hell forgot to send in the official entry paperwork for the film? Therefore rendering his chances of a prize nil. Ouch!

That said, he probably would not have won. I ask you, since when do blockbusters win prizes... (OK, except for Titanic in 1998). Die Welle, currently on the way to blockbuster status with close to 2,000,000 admissions, won the Bronze Award. But the driving force of the film, Jürgen Vogel, was shunned sans nomination. In an effort to save face, the board did nominate Frederick Lau (who played easily influenced psycho-student Tim) - and he won! Silver Award (and best actor) went to Kirschblüten (aka Hanami). The best Doris Dörrie film ever (and I am a big fan), the film has hardly dented box office heaven (ca 550,000 admissions).

The Golden Film Award (as well as best director, screenplay, editing) went to Fatih Akin for his Auf der anderen Seite. Fatih shocked audiences in 2004 with his Gegen die Wand, portraying young Turks as actually having erotically sensual feelings and desires. This film again deals with political and cultural differences in a multi-cultural world of love and family relationships. But, come on... the film earned shy of 480,000 admissions and has been out on DVD since the end of February. I ask you: who can profit from such a win?

I know what you are thinking...where does Ralf Möller fit into all of this? He doesn't. Box office heaven or none, Ralf's films are just not Lola-lific enough.

Cheers, ciao and good on ya.

Weekend Cinema Listomania

Blindness, an artsy sci-fi thriller directed by Fernando Meirelles (City of God, The Constant Gardner) and starring Julianne Moore and Mark Ruffalo, opens the Cannes Film Festival on May 14th. It's based on the novel by Nobel Prize winner Jose Saramago and it sounds interesting, but from what I can tell from the trailer, I think I liked it better in 1962, when it was the low budget version of John Wyndham's Day of the Triffids.

I kid, of course. Obviously, there are no killer vegetables in Meirelles' film.

In any case, the weekend is upon us and as usual things will be quiet around here until Monday. So while we wait, here's a little project to tide us all over --

Best Film Adaptation of a Pre-Existing Sci-Fi Short Story or Novel!!!

My totally top of my head Top Five:

5. Solaris (1972)
The Andrei Tarkovsky directed original, not the George Clooney remake, from the Stanislaw Lem novel of the same name. Lem claimed he didn't like the Tarkovsky version, but I think he was just being difficult.

4. The Invisible Man (1933)

From the H.G. Wells novel, of course, and on balance perhaps director James Whale's most assured mix of terror and dark comedy.With a star-making performance by Claude Rains, whose face, ironically enough, isn't glimpsed until the very last scene.

3. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
From the short story by Harry Bates, originally appearing in the October 1940 issue of Astounding Science Fiction. A remake with Keanu Reeves (whoa!) is supposed to be in the theaters in time for Christmas, but unless it features the original score by Bernard Herrmann I really don't get the point.

2. Blade Runner (1982)

Ridley Scott's sci-fi noir, from Philip K. Dick's classic novel "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and still one of the most fully realized visions of a not too distant future ever committed to celluloid. It Could Only Happen in Hollywood: The producers actually asked Dick to write a novelization of the movie; the perennially strapped for cash scribbler pointed out (how politely we do not know) that he already written the book the film was based on, and suggested it be reprinted.

And the number one, no question about, who are we kidding it's not even a contest is --

1. The Thing (From Another World) (1951)

The Howard Hawks' produced (and probably directed as well) original, not the splattery John Carpenter remake. Inspirational dialogue: "An intellectual carrot. The mind boggles." I don't know why, but the fact it's called La Chose (D'un Autre Monde) in France just cracks me up.

Alrighty -- what would your choices be?